A bad day.
Yesterday I had a bad day.
My therapist thinks it best if I tell you all about it.
It all started the night before...
We were coming home from having a nice dinner and a few modestly priced beers, it is a short walk back along the main street to where we are staying. On the way home we happened to see one of a pack of mongrels that had been bothering Marika on the beach that day. As we passed previously mentioned mongrel I pointed him out to Marika, nothing more, just pointed him out. Well, then this bastard started to follow us. I think it worried Marika a little but I had consumed a few beers and didn't let it bother me. We arrived home safely and began to watch some TV. After a while we heard a strange noise out on our balcony, we went outside to check it out and this stinking mongrel was sitting out on the chair outside our room. Well, I fairly swiftly and with little politeness forced him to leave. All was well, or so we thought...
So, the next day we arose at our usual time to go and eat some breakfast by the beach. When we got up to go and eat I happened to realise that on the front porch there was the following. Marika's thongs (2 of), Khan's thongs (2 of), Khan's Converse (1 of). Hang on! 1 shoe? That's not normal is it?
So this mongrel has had the last laugh in our little run-in and has run-off with my freakin shoe!
I walked around for ten to fifteen minutes looking like some kind of madman, dazed with sleep in my eyes and one shoe in my hand. Some kindly German tourists took pity in me and told me that they had seen the culprit running off in the direction of the street with the shoe the night before. We walked up and down but to no avail. The shoe was gone.
What a mongrel.
Oh, also I crashed the scooter (what a cliche) and grazed Marika and myself as well as doing 3000 baht damage.
What a shitty day.
But things are looking up...
Australia, see you in a few days.
My therapist thinks it best if I tell you all about it.
It all started the night before...
We were coming home from having a nice dinner and a few modestly priced beers, it is a short walk back along the main street to where we are staying. On the way home we happened to see one of a pack of mongrels that had been bothering Marika on the beach that day. As we passed previously mentioned mongrel I pointed him out to Marika, nothing more, just pointed him out. Well, then this bastard started to follow us. I think it worried Marika a little but I had consumed a few beers and didn't let it bother me. We arrived home safely and began to watch some TV. After a while we heard a strange noise out on our balcony, we went outside to check it out and this stinking mongrel was sitting out on the chair outside our room. Well, I fairly swiftly and with little politeness forced him to leave. All was well, or so we thought...
So, the next day we arose at our usual time to go and eat some breakfast by the beach. When we got up to go and eat I happened to realise that on the front porch there was the following. Marika's thongs (2 of), Khan's thongs (2 of), Khan's Converse (1 of). Hang on! 1 shoe? That's not normal is it?
So this mongrel has had the last laugh in our little run-in and has run-off with my freakin shoe!
I walked around for ten to fifteen minutes looking like some kind of madman, dazed with sleep in my eyes and one shoe in my hand. Some kindly German tourists took pity in me and told me that they had seen the culprit running off in the direction of the street with the shoe the night before. We walked up and down but to no avail. The shoe was gone.
What a mongrel.
Oh, also I crashed the scooter (what a cliche) and grazed Marika and myself as well as doing 3000 baht damage.
What a shitty day.
But things are looking up...
Australia, see you in a few days.
posted by khan at
3:45 AM
1 Comments:
Wow, I'm sorry to hear of your loss, at least you have one to remember the other by! :P
Perhapse the mongrel needed it more then you.
Other then that I hope you both are having an amazing time.
Nic
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